I have a rotten egg

I crack it on my head

 

I have an empty egg

with no yolk to spread

 

I have a hard boiled egg

I cooked it on your bed

 

I have a broken egg 

it feels just like my head

 

the hard boiled egg was once cracked, it was as empty as me but now it’s boiled back

 

make an omelette for me! I’ll make an omelette for you

make an omelette for me! I’ll make an omelette for you

make an omelette for me! I’ll make an omelette for you

there should be enough for us two

 

crack crack crack crack, crack the egg

 

why is it when my egg is in half you never wanted it back  but now you crack crack crack it 

 

why is it when my egg is in half you never wanted it back  but now you…crack…crack it!